Nasty spray glue.
Doesn’t dry completely.
Great for capturing people – just spray them and then they are stuck in the blob. They can actually breathe from within the blob, so it’s not dangerous, just annoying.

Even though Goop-Goop™ is industrially manufactured, you can make it yourself at home.

These are the recipe proportions:
1 cup walrus milk
1 cup wombat juice
1 cup snolly juice
1 cup osteop milk
12 degg whites
2 cups gelatine
1 cup white flour
2 tablespoons vinegar
5 tablespoons maple syrup
3 drops of invizizz serum
1 gallon of water

Mix it all together in a red bucket at full moon.
Stir counter-clockwise 100 times.
Howl thrice at the moon as loudly as possible.
Stir clockwise 100 times.
Transfer it all into a white bucket.
Leave it in a cool, dark place for 72 hours.
Your Goog-Goop is now ready!

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