Owner of the Sniffsonian Museum.
Very ambitious.
Wants every kid on the planet to have visited the museum.
Serendippitus Sniffy has always loved collecting things.
When he was just 4 he started collecting miniature elbow-holsters. Nobody even has any idea what miniature elbow-holsters are but he has over 2,000 of them now. The collection is believed to be worth over a million dollars.
When he was 5 he started collecting saw-toothed doublodile teeth. When he was 6 he started collecting desert-quail feathers. When he was 7 he started collecting spare parts from triplocopters. The following year he embarked on an ambitious strategy of starting as many new collections as his age. So that year he started 8 new collections, which were:
[1] Marbles
[2] Ossciles
[3] Fossilized carrots
[4] Miniature bottles
[5] Grains of sand
[6] Pieces of driftwood shaped like wands
[7] Toast
[8] Vintage photos of osteops
When he was 16 he started collecting collections.
When he was 20 he started collecting collections of collections.
When he was 25, he built a building to house his collections.
And he called it The Sniffsonian.