M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry (Ms.)

Teaches: Annoyingness
Major Accomplishment: World’s Most Annoying Person (2007)
Loves: Unknown

When she was young

At eight years old, little Myrtle M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry (Myrtle is her name) went on an outdoor summer camp in The Foothills. She hated everything about the camp and went out of her way to annoy everyone.

Examples of things she did:

[1] Constantly tapped her spoon/pencil on the table.
[2] Spoke extremely quietly in the mornings, extremely loudly in the afternoons, and refused to speak in the evenings.
[3] Burped the alphabet during every meal.

But there was a kid called Graham at camp who was more annoying to everyone than her. Little Myrtle was intrigued by this boy and his annoyingness skills, and soon developed a crush on him that never seemed to fade.

Thirty years later, Ms. M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry was Crowned World’s Most Annoying Person (by GAMA – the Global Annoyingness Measuring Authority), and as a direct result, was swiftly hired by Mrs. Rosebank to teach at Swedhump Elementary.

One day, whist Ms. M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry was teaching Annoying class, Mrs. Rosebank came in to introduce a new teacher who would be taking the Highly Irritating class. He looked vaguely familiar. His name was Mr. Ghogghh. Graham Ghogghh.

Despite being very annoying, Ms. M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry does have five very close friends, all of whom are deeply annoying.

Here are some of their primary annoying characteristics:

Mortensia Morgthollop: Laughs like a horse, very loudly.
Pomertonsia Jugger-Thorpington: Speaks unbelievably quietly.
Iris Hontergloppp: Always speaks in a baby voice.
Jefferson Hinterlandomp: Says “like” all the time, like, all the time!
Mike P’torinngton-Ellis: Pretends to be a giraffe, continuously.

Along with Mr. Ghogghh, Ms. M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry was involved with field-testing of early models of the Annoyingometer™.

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