New Almanac entry VCAs can be found in any terrain and under almost any circumstances. And regrettably, they can fly. Their vibrations initially are harmless, but if allowed to continue for over 6 minutes minutes (i.e. 360 seconds), everything just starts to feel awful. Scientists are so far not able to explain it. Examples of […]
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New Almanac entry How common: Moderate Special power: Create sandstorms, desert survival Weakness: Tend to scatter sand wherever they go Typical group size: 7 or more Operate alone? Never Maximum Jump Distance: 6 feet Cleverness: 7/10 Speed: 3/10 Agility: 5/10
New Almanac entry A twoaster is a toaster that takes 12 slices of bread. The numbers on the eject dial refer to height in metres. So if you set it to 12, once done, the toast will fly at least 12 metres high. Can be useful in combat situations.
New Almanac entry Snolly juice is the perfect accompaniment to snorridge. Its name is actually an acronym for the ingredients. SNO: Snow L: Lemon juice L: Linguini Y: Yoghurt
New Almanac entry Snorridge is like porridge, but better. It’s like normal porridge, but made with snow. If you don’t live in a snowy place, you can buy your own snorridge-snow-maker and have it in the kitchen. If you do live in a snowy place, better to use fresh snow. Often accompanied by a glass […]
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These are all the new teachers that appear in Book 3 (Wednesday – The Forest of Secrets). Ms. Greenacre Teaches Zip-Lining Former World Zip-Lining Champion. When on the ground, uses a noncycle. Never goes anywhere without Derek (her pet eel) around her neck. Loves smarshmallows. Mrs. Wobblethorpe Teaches: Bed-Jumping Used to own the World’s Second-Most […]
New Almanac entry ————————————————————————————— Several Hammaphore trees grow in Moremi Forest adjacent to Swedhump Elementary. Each one is said to be over 500 years old. Every Hammaphore tree has a secret doorway into a passage which connects to all other Hammaphore trees on the planet. This is known as the Hammaphore System. Dash and Rob […]
New Almanac entry ————————————————————————————— Triplosaults are triple somersaults. A Grinning Triplosault is a triple somersault whilst grinning. A Grinning Jellybeanified Triplosault is a triple somersault whilst grinning whilst eating a jellybean. The counting goes as follows: Somersault (single somersault) Doublosault (double somersault) Triplosault (triple somersault) Quadrosault (4 somersaults) Quintosault (5 somersaults) Hexasault (6 somersaults) Septasault […]
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New Almanac entry ————————————————————————————— Noncyles are nine-wheeled bicycles. They’re fun to ride, fast and very stable, especially over rough terrain. The nonclycle is Ms. Greenacre’s preferred mode of ground transport. She purchased hers from Darwin Cycles. Runs so smoothly that it is believed it was actually built and tested by Humperdermus Ibis himself. In case […]
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