Concrete Tape Unbelievably strong (and expensive) tape made of composite Krypro-web fibres. On strip is strong enough to support a teenage Osteop and one person the size of Dash. Unbelievably strong (and expensive) tape made of composite Krypro-web fibers. Concrete-tape comes in rolls of 50 yards and in three thicknesses of increasing strength. Household-Industrial One […]
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We’ve published a new comic to our comics page. They can all be seen here.
We’ve published a new comic to our comics page. They can all be seen here.
Flus The Flus is a flying bus – powered by 5-10 RRRs (Retractable Rooftop Rotors) Top air speed: 333 mph Top ground speed: 55 mph Maximum capacity: 44 excluding pilot Max altitiude: 3,333 feet Typical color: Yellow with yellow spots There is only one flus and it’s the one at Swedhump Elementary. It was designed […]
New Almanac entries Advanced Pause Strategy (APS) In order to acquire Pause-Master certification, the candidate needs to perfect APS. This involves four main steps: [1] Learning of the entire Pauselopedia off-by-heart. [2] Spending 6 months in a cave on top of a mountain with a Pause Guru. [3] Perfecting the Gold Star Tips of that […]
New Almanac entries THE PAUSE GAME Highly social, brilliant and occasionally annoying game. First recorded occurrence of it was in ancient Hipposwotania in 467 BC. The game has been refined over generations and the rules are now codified in the Pauselopedia, which as you know, was written by Mr. Rrr-Tökk-Tökk. Basic rules as follows: RULE […]
New Almanac entries The Sniffsonian Museum World’s most famous and important museum of natural history, artefacts, trivia, miscellany and heemo-globule globules. Owned and curated by Mr. Sniffy. Boreholicopter Extraordinary machine that can fly and dig holes. Very expensive and few have been built. Equipped with a subterranean ossifier, quadro-retractable rotors and a muiltfucntional-dual-reticaluted-glockensprocket.
New Almanac entries Aqualinia Waterpark Probably the world’s best waterslide park. Ms. Aqualine is the founding chairwoman of the Aqualine Corporation, which established the waterpark in 2019. The Aqualine Corporation is also renowned for its pool floaties which are sold worldwide. The pinkfish, sweds and osteops are particularly popular. Tie-D-Upper Highly useful and effective device […]
New Almanac entries Move 84 (Tarantula) This is a highly effective evasive manoeuvre, particularly useful against Desert-Scallywags as they are scared of spiders. The move involves a deep grimace, spider-like screaming combined with a rapid and continued flailing the arms. The louder the scream and faster the arms flail, the more effective this move is. […]
These are all the new teachers that appear in Book 4 (Thursday – Cleopatra’s Waterslide). Mr. Rrr-Tökk-Tökk Teaches the Pause! game. Invented the Pause! Game and is current World Champion. Wrote the #1 Bestselling Pauselopedia. Ms. Glamorgan Teaches Egyptology. On some days, especially if it has been raining, there appears to be a small pyramid […]
New Almanac entry VCAs can be found in any terrain and under almost any circumstances. And regrettably, they can fly. Their vibrations initially are harmless, but if allowed to continue for over 6 minutes minutes (i.e. 360 seconds), everything just starts to feel awful. Scientists are so far not able to explain it. Examples of […]
New Almanac entry How common: Moderate Special power: Create sandstorms, desert survival Weakness: Tend to scatter sand wherever they go Typical group size: 7 or more Operate alone? Never Maximum Jump Distance: 6 feet Cleverness: 7/10 Speed: 3/10 Agility: 5/10
New Almanac entry A twoaster is a toaster that takes 12 slices of bread. The numbers on the eject dial refer to height in metres. So if you set it to 12, once done, the toast will fly at least 12 metres high. Can be useful in combat situations.