Pizzup is like pizza but different.

And better.

Not only because it tastes better, but because one of the key ingredients is hover-yeast, which allows the pizzup to levitate (or float). So it can hover above a surface.

So for example if your desk is covered in stuff, you can have a pizzup without problem, because it will just hover above the clutter. Or, if you’re riding your quadcycle you can actually get a pizzup to fly alongside you for easy eating. They have been known to hover at speeds in excess of 41 miles per hour.

Disappointingly, eating a pizzup doesn’t have any effect on your own gravitational pull. Collum Ollum once tested this by eating a dozen pizzups. Big ones. It didn’t make him float, but did make him vomit. Don’t try it yourself.

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