Mind-Reading Mode A (MMRA)
Speciality of Mind-Reading Scallywags only.
If you encounter Red Ninjas going into MMRA, you have three choices:
 Shrink them
 Stand perfectly still and think about sniders. Mind-Reading Scallywags are terrified of sniders.
MMRA is not fully understood. It is believed that it combines telekinesis, photosynthesis, photokinesis and telesynthesis, but this has not been empirically verified.
The amazing thing about mind-reading is that…
I forgot what I was going to say.
I can’t even read my own mind!