Invizizz Migration

Bi-annual event where tens of millions of Invizizzes head south for the annual Invizizz Symposium and then north again to get home.
No-one knows what actually happens at the symposium.

Mr. Ghogghh was once collecting smushrooms in the Moremi Forest when the migration began. He hid under a log and watched. This is the first page of his 200 page report:

“It was a Sunday. I was in my office catching up on paperwork when I had a sudden desire for a smushroom sandwich. I looked in my locker and saw that I was out of smushrooms, so decided to go and gather some in the forest. After about 5 minutes of foraging, my bag was almost full and I was about to return to the school, when I head a buzzing sound. Invizizzes. Lots of them.

I dived under a log just in time. One flew past. Then another. Then another.

Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then two more. Then another. Then another. Then another. And then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. And then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. The a group of seven. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. And then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another.”

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The report then goes on like this for another 199 pages.

There is a copy of it in the library at Swedhump Elementary, and another copy is in the Priceless Manuscripts Vault at The Sniffsonian. It’s a great read!

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