G-hook

Invented by Greta Gretchen-Hoffer, this is a throwable hook that will catch on almost anything if thrown correctly. Super-light and super-strong. Made of carbon-fibre mixed with Krypto-web fibre. Dash, Rob, Greta & Ellen always have them in their backpacks.

G-hooks are designated Legitimate Stealth Equipment (LSE) by the International Stealth Equipment Designation Committee (ISEDC) and G-hook throwing tutorials are offered by the ILCSGM (Institute of Leopard-Crawling and other Stealth Ground Manoeuvres), established by Leonora & Wilford Schleswig-Wompelstein.

The World G-hook Throwing Championships were first held in 2017.

List of previous winners:
Year: Name (distance in yards), type of throw
2023: Colina Dandridge (39.4), right-handed wildebeest elbow-arch
2022: Methanie McTijs (38.2), left-handed pivot-wriggle
2021: Rodney Sworril (38.1), right-handed ballistic-trajectory
2020: James Mc.Baigrie (37.4), right-handed elbow-pivot + skollie wrist-flick
2019: Rodnefferson Hoodwink (36.2), right-handed curve-throw
2018: Josephine Ragni (35.7), left-handed side-swipe
2017: Wim Lagaay (33.1), right-handed ballistic-trajectory

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