PEOPLE
Veronica Bravo
Jedrick
Rhombus Alberts
Plumbonius Renkensnoffer
Oswald Ozznozz
Paternoster Nostroderm
Strummwold Nossel-Shtrumm
Miss Terr-wood
Transparent Edwards
Urbaniah Pontergloss
Sir Fy-land
Mr. Goodacre
Mr. Toast-head
Mr. Nyibbi
Charliehorse
Chaim Schmerril
Rosetta Stone
Mrs. Moustache-Head
Cornelius Cornelius Cornelius
Kamloops Okotok
Smudge Williamson
Charliehorse
Kelly
Sam Widge
Balsamic Edwards
Mr. Underwood: Maggot teacher
Pfoffesor Humpfrey Humphries
CLASSES
Acronyms
Awkward
Joke
Sandwich
Signpost
Leaf-counting
Postbox-licking
Carrot
SN-class
Pool floatie class
Forge
Leaning slightly to the left
RANDOM THINGS
Wprmpital
POGO sticks
The Swarmy b’Duct
Bungalow
Carrot tamer (tames wild carrots)
Food that looks like a banana (e.g. pizza)
Tok-Tokkie
The Snigs of Snaefellsness
Great wooden ossifier
Mouthface
Endoplasmic reticulum
Inken-Schnitzenifyer
Itch-scallywags
Flying umbrellas
Blunderbus
Pyjama factory
Paragliding sofa
Smelling bee
Lawnmower symposium
Nostriches
Hamster balls
Mask on face on mask on face
Weapon inside Rob’s cap
Total Bivouac Situation
Chocodile
Grandmaster
Mojo Marker
Signpost class/signpost area
Secret phonetic language
Wheel-lady (wheels under dress)
Dog called Dogface
Umfalala
Snimplifier
Encyclopedia of encyclopedias
Man with missing elbow
B=Tree activation string
MEN
Chester
Rutherford
Ezekiel
Eusebius
Truman
Verne
Urban
Ulysses
Zacharias
Cicero
WOMEN
Amelia
Ida
Magdelene
Mongosina
SURNAMES
Stanhope
Lime
Floffler
Ellington
Summerlee
PLACES
Cherrytree Woods
Lower Camdeboo
Stick-fighting Scallywags
Zombie scallywags
Mummy scallywags
Ghost scallywags
Invisible scallywags
The Secret Lagoon
BOOK TITLES
The Great Cattack