Snorringe-juice is like orange juice, but better. Have you ever heard someone say “Nothing rhymes with orange!”? We’ll they’re wrong. Snorringe rhymes with orange.

Snorringes are the same as oranges in all respects, except they are square. And more juicy. And they grow on snorringe trees. Obviously.

Benefits of snorringes over oranges include:

[1] Easier to pack
[2] Easier to transport
[3] More fun to to play with

The Snorringe Stacking World Championship is actually a thing. The aim is to see how many snorringes you can stack upon each other. The record is 437, held by Eggberry Bloemfontein in 2004.

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