McYawn (Mr.)

Teaches: Really Boring Class
World’s most boring person.
We don’t want to tell you anything more about him here because it will put you to sleep.

Just kidding. We can tell you something about him.

By far Mr. McYawn’s favourite thing is being stuck in traffic. In fact, if he’s in traffic and then gets out of it, he turns around and goes back into it.

Other things he loves are:

[1] Watching walls. Especially from up close.
[2] Cleaning the classroom floor that’s already clean to see if he can make it even more clean.
[3] Looking for parking.
[4] Can’t remember.
[5] Standing in line. Especially in the post office.
[6] Slow internet connections.
[7] Sitting in waiting rooms. Often on weekends he does this, just for fun.
[8] Unnecessary, long meetings.
[9] Watching paint dry. And even better, painting stripes in two different shades of grey and watching to see which dries first.

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