Glissicle (Ms.)

Teaches waterslide.
World Waterslide Champion (2008)
Final was held on the famously infamous slide, Spaghetti Junction.
She won by doing a Quadruple Corkscrew off the shoulder of Tube 617
(known as the Death Descent), whilst balancing a cup of tea on her head.
She spilled not a single drop. Apparently she drank the tea during the awards ceremony, and it was still warm.

Ms. Glissicle has been obsessed with waterslides since she was 5, when she built her first one in her back yard. It started off from the deck and went down into the fish pond. Her parents were very supportive.

When she was 6 she built one from the kitchen, which was on the ground floor. When she was 7 she built one from her bedroom, which was on the first floor. When she was 8 she built one from her parent’s bedroom, which was on the second floor.

When she was 9 she built one from the sauna, which was on the third floor. When she was 10 she built one from the TV room, which was on the fourth floor. When she was 11 she built one from the library, which was on the fifth floor.

When she was 12 she built one from the meditation room, which was on the sixth floor. When she was 13 she built one from the roof of the house.

When she was 14, she’d accomplished all she could in their humble house. So she left home and went on a 5-year tour, riding and studying waterslides worldwide. When she got back, she entered the professional circuit and began competing. By the time she was 20 she was in the World Top 10, and when she was 18, she won the World Championship.

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