Em-fleffle is a delicious kind of breakfast. Possibly the world’s best.

Preparation Instructions: Mix the em with the fleffle directly in a bowl and stir 200 times clockwise. The add a pinch of salt and then stir 200 times counter-clockwise. Then place the batter in a vacuum-sealed titanium capsule, and bury it at a depth of 2 feet for 999 days. Remove it on the 1000th day, before breakfast. Fry it up and serve immediately. Delicious!

Note: If you dig up the capsule on the wrong day it will spoil.

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