M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry (Ms.)

Teaches Annoying class
Crowned World’s Most Annoying Person (by GAMA – the Global Annoyingness Measuring Authority) back in 2007, which is why she was hired by the school.

She was involved with field-testing of early models of the Annoyingometer™.

Annoying things about her include:

[1] Constantly taps her pencil on her desk.
[2] Speaks extremely quietly.
[3] Burps the alphabet.

When she was 6 years old, little Myrtle M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry (Myrtle is her name) went on an outdoor summer camp in The Foothills. She hated everything about the camp and went out of her way to annoy everyone. But there a kid called Graham there who was more annoying to everyone than her. Little Myrtle was intrigued by this boy and his annoyingness skills, and soon developed a crush on him that never seemed to fade.

40 years later, Myrtle M’Punn-Dinn-Gurry was teaching Annoying class at Swedhump Elementary, when Mrs. Rosebank introduced a new teacher who would be taking the Highly Irritating class. He looked vaguely familiar. His name was Mr. Ghogghh. Graham Ghogghh.