Ghogghh (Mr.)

Teaches Highly Irritating class
World Marble Run Champion in 2017.
Likes talking about his marble run. A lot.
Likes crocodiles.
Involved with field-testing of early models of the Annoyingometer™.

Mr. Ghogghh was a volunteer for the World Crocodile Census in 2019. The marsh he was allocated to landed up having over 2,000 crocodiles in it. He was awarded a Badge of Honor by the World Crocodile Authority, and he wears it all the time when he’s at home. He even pins it onto his pyjamas when he sleeps. He’s too scared to take it out of the house in case he loses it.

In his back yard he has a modest crocodile farm. At the last count there were 400 crocs, but quite a few escaped over the weekend so it’s around 350 now.

The living-room and bedroom of Mr. Ghogghh’s house have been converted into a massive marble-run, and he spends most evenings and weekends working on it. Because there is no room for a bed in his bedroom, he sleeps on a mattress in the bathtub.

Mr Ghogghh loves music. One band in particular. They are called The Oscillating Stovepipes and their hit song, “Hot Vibrations” is the only song he listens to, all day long, every day. Most people find the song quite annoying, but not Mr. Ghogghh. He loves it. And so do his crocodiles.