Smushrooms

Smushrooms are like mushrooms.
But better.
They taste of chocolate.
They grow on the eastern fringes of the Moremi Forest.

It is possible to grow your own smushrooms at home, but none taste better than the wild ones. Go pick your own on the edges of Moremi Forest, and if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of smellephants. They love smushrooms.

Apart from tasting like chocolate, which is an extremely good thing, smushrooms also have a wide range of medicinal properties.

Smushroom juice is useful for:

Making mumbling people mumble less
Rectifying a bad sense of direction
Making loud people talks softer
Helping with memory loss
De-aching aching elbows
Slowing toe-nail growth
De-itching snider bites
De-itching itchy bites
Preventing hair-loss
Curing headaches
Healing wounds